If you stay with her long enough you can become addicted.
You know, those long heart-to-heart talks you have when love is young.
One day into his lecture he started talking about weed, "Used regularly," he explained,"pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!
That, of course, is considered male domestic violence under current law.
What did the stoners girlfriend say?
The most common manifestation is cutting but other forms include burning often with caustic substanceshitting, skin scratching, biting, hair pulling, bone breaking, and, in more drastic cases, amputations and self castration.
Depression is often curable but is it your responsibility?
Always take your driver's license picture STONED, so when you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
We certainly don't recommend taking out an insurance policy with her as beneficiary, especially if she is between 35 and 44 Table
Protestant woman gets stoned before they commit adultery.
Oh man she's got issues and I' m gonna pay.
Probably the kids are on their own planet as well.