Funny poems that rhyme for adults. Take a plump stalk of fair play Add a head of love when hot Put in a knob of friendship And another knob



funny poems that rhyme for adults


funny poems that rhyme for adults

No other hand unto my heart Could greater pleasure bring Than the dear one I held last night-- Four aces and a king.

funny poems that rhyme for adults

Spider, spider on the wall.

funny poems that rhyme for adults

For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts.

funny poems that rhyme for adults

His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her, here and there.

funny poems that rhyme for adults

You've got arthritis in both your knees And when you talk, you tend to wheeze.

funny poems that rhyme for adults

As I write out this card I've gone into a dream, Thinking of you smothered All over, in whipped cream.

funny poems that rhyme for adults

In the shade of the old granny smith, The girl with a lisp I was with Became most romantic, Her antics grew frantic

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