Funny things to message a girl. His colorful scales, distinct markings and cute accessories are yours to style. Originally Posted by snopes. Have a nice day cousin! First Beer. Police Men in Underwear. Anonymous April 4, at 8: The joke is that the bottle cap was missing and he had to drink all of it. Sister, you mean the world to me. Thank for your comment Rachel! While your partner is puttering around and looking idle, imagine him at age five. This gonna force them run like crazy to find some shelter. Girls Trying Acrobatics. At least you get to be normal one day out of the year.