Sexy things to say to turn him on. My grandma used to say that all the time. I realize you didn't mean it this way, but it really is a bit of a slap to fat guys, even with your disclaimer. July 2, at 3: My husband is from Massachusetts so he has no room to talk about accents. A woman can just ask for sex and any man would be there in a jiffy. More From Best Life. Is anyone really surprised that the rationalization movement exists? Be yourself is what I say. You might be surprised how many men need to read this blog.